For right now, the River Kings Report is a one-man show. I’m a part-time history professor and a full-time dad. On game days I’m the PA announcer. Opinions expressed here belong to the person who said ’em, don’t necessarily reflect the ownership, management, players etc. of the River Kings yadda yadda yadda. Comments are moderated at my discretion. Keep it friendly, people.

In an ideal world, the site will be updated weekly in the offseason, and several times a week during the season.

What People Say

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

Walt Disney

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

J. K. Rowling

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Dr. Seuss

Let’s build something together.